but it might go a little something like this:

America's favorite psychic is back! And for what?

So after many happy years with my trustworthy axe, I have finally decided to sell it. This is your chance to buy authentic Solstice Coil gear! This is the guitar that was used in recording of our first album. Want to hear how she sounds? Check out the solo at the end of Deep Child or Even Poets Die, or just listen to the full album!

It's a brilliant guitar that looks fantastic and sounds great. The EMG 85 pickups I put in it are killers and the RTrem bridge means that it never goes out of tune(see specs below).

If you're interested, come and have a listne to it. Call me at 0544-605674

Specs:
Steinberger GU-7R Custom
Pickups: A set of active EMG 85
Bridge - Steinberger RTrem - floating bridge that can be locked to a fix bridge
Wood: solid maple body
Neck: 24 fret rosewood

 The guitar was recently set-upped including fret filing.

I'm including a both a hard case and a gig bag, as well as about 10 sets 0f 0.9 and 0.10 strings!

Pickups:

Rtrem bridge:

Guitar & hard case:

If you happen to own one of these, and to have acquired new maps that when loaded to the device claim that they're incompatible with your license, this is the way to unlock them. Don't forget to backup your files\maps before you overwrite them.

Disclaimer: I take no responsibility if this screws up your device\computer in any way, or if for some reason the GPS somehow makes you drive your Mercedes into a river. I didn't make these files, and I'm not hosting them. I'm not affiliated with Mio, any of the sites I've mentioned or the idiot that drove her car into a river.

So where were we? Ah -

1. Connect the device to your computer via USB. You should see two new mass storage drives - one for the device itself, and one for its SD card.

2. Update to the latest version from Mio through their "MioMap v3 Updater tool".

3. Go to this website, scroll down to the bottom and download the files.

4. Copy them to both the device and the SD card, overwriting the existing files

5. Copy your new maps (.fbl files) to the maps folder on the SD card

6. Reboot your device (by holding the power button and then choosing reboot)

7. Serve cold

We're happy to announce that we've completled drum recordings for our second studio album, yet untitled. (And no, it's not titled "yet untitled"). The recordings took place in Bardo Studios with the help of Gil Teleman and Daniel Anglister, and were performed by our very own Yatziv Caspy. And there was much rejocing!

_{she says it's so good, when it's so good, if this is so good, then it's no good}

Drooling - good for web traffic or not?

For some strange reason, every once in a while we get a couple of stray visitors that search for Israeli supermodel Bar Refaeli and end up reaching this post, which really has nothing to do with her. That was always odd, and mildly amusing. The post in mention has the words "Bar Refaeli" in it but that's pretty much it. No links, no picture, no nothing that seems like a good reason for a search engine to index our website in relation to said supermodel. Since it didn't bring too many visitors in, I didn't care all that much.

Now, somewhere in the last few days I've received mail from our web hosting company claiming that we're at 20GB(!) over our bandwith limit. That is, people downloaded 20GB worth of stuff from our website.

20GB? What the fuck? I had to have a look for myself. I started to get excited - maybe some important music site linked us? Maybe we featured on some publication? So I went ahead and checked, and after further inquiry on google analytics I've discovered this:

Our site was completely overrun by horny people! Not only that but -

Holy crap! We've had almost 9000 unique visitors and almost 26,00 page views, hitting that page alone and for no apperant reason! Is this the weirdest thing or what?